Wednesday, August 29, 2012

"rhythmic" dancing

And week 2 begins! The work week can come with a funny sense of routine, but I suppose that can aid in feeling a bit more settled. Plus, now I can officially say I'm part of "the workforce" and feel a real sense of connection and comaraderie with other morning train riders. I find myself dreaming of the patrons on the train exploding into song and dance, detailing the monotony of the work grind in a collective soprano whilst reminiscing about lost hopes and failed plans for stardom in a show-stopping bridge-into-chorus. Alas, when I remove myself from my imagination, my reality is reduced to a mere head nod and grunt, a collective social groan.

Monday was exciting, given our office flooded and we were exiled into this super cool warehouse building. The space was once obviously used for fashion design, given the busts and mannequins littering the corridors. The floors were wooden, the windows spanned from the ceiling to the floor and it seemed that every company that had used the space had left some funky artifact in homage, from a life-size poster of "The Little Prince" to a fixed gear exercise bike, giving it a kitschy museum feel. I went home to dinner with Ellie's lovely parents, Peter and Deb, for a very anticipated reunion. I'm especially fond of Peter, with whom I share a love of Fleet Foxes and good movie posters. We had yummy Hungarian fare and good lively chat about Israel's presence in Nigeria and how My Morning Jacket is Fleet Foxes' funky brother.

Tuesday was a standard work day, save for the introduction of a new Canadian girl to our team. Now, the North American continent has dual representation and I can no longer act like America is the only existing country on the landmass. That new level of fact-checking aside, always good to have a new dynamic. Our team had a personal lunch (i.e not the whole office, just our group of 5). Broke up the work day a bit for "Fonda", a cool little Mexican joint which serves things like beef brisket and coleslaw in hand-fed corn tortillas and effectively undermines any authenticity of even being distantly related to Mexican cuisine. That is, unless Mexicans all of the sudden love garlic aioli. 

Wednesday was a typical hump day except no one in my office calls it that and proceeded to look at me like I had threatened their lives when I wished them a happy one. After work, I returned to my summer love of Bikram Yoga and bravely took on "the front of the room". This is quite the coveted position. Anyone who has taken the class will agree that one only chooses this place if they trust their yoga prowess is equivalent to that of Patanjali. Though I would never put myself in the same spectrum of talent or capacity for meditation, I trusted my summer commitment to sweating out my body weight would have prepped me for that kind of audacity. The class was successful (as in my heart didn't stop) and I braved the freezing walk home wearing all of the day's clothes and some dry towels. Looking more and more like Patanjali everyday, really. 

Thursday brought on the return of Nandos Thursday, a classic institution established by Brett and Matty and improved by me. Luckily, they got to experience me in fine form after another round at yoga. My ensemble included yoga capris that just grazed the top of my boots, a large peacoat over a tank top and hair that appeared showered but was rather far from it. Somehow they let me attend the dinner despite this foul state of being and even allowed me to sit with them at their table. 

Friday brought about another joyous company lunch, in which I silently sat and contemplated just how awkward it would be to attempt at conversation. Or, if I should take the sociopathic route and go with the non-sequitur contribution that leaves everyone wondering just who that new girl is and why the country let her in. Friday night was an absolute blast. I wandered around the city a bit before catching up with Annie and Jess and my wanders brought me into the most beautiful little bookstore, full of everything good in winding shelves of cracking book spines and overflowing boxes of yellowing pages. I pored over this especially interesting language section, with books detailing the lineage of language and contending that one's native language determines the emotional capacity of one's self-expression. Fascinating! After I got my book fix and watched a protest on the steps of Parliament, I met up with the girls.

We ended up going to a BYO Vietnamese place in this super cool spot in town called Fitzroy. The area is filled with vegan-friendly food places, modern art and record shops. So cool to explore. However, my order ended up being less than ideal, which I blame on my attempt at exercising cultural authenticity.

Waiter: Hi. What you want?

Me: Hello (awkward head nod in cultural deference), I would like the Hu Tien Chay. (followed by self-satisfied smile and a acknowledgment of my worldliness)

Waiter: What?

Me: Um. The Hu Tien Chay?

Waiter: You want bean curd in broth?

Me: (not comprehending but fearing any type of offensive movement or comment) Yes. 

And that is what I got. Bean curd in broth. You can imagine the lack of satisfaction with that "party in a bowl". I didn't have too much time to mourn my soggy bean curd, however, because of the Birthday Surprises happening around me. The kind owners of Viet Nam (the restaurant) celebrate patron's birthday with a fried banana and two scoops of fried ice cream positioned ever so perfectly to resemble an enlarged male anatomy. As if this isn't a surprise enough, and enough reason to hate the friend that ordered it for you, sparklers are placed in a very precarious spot and a strange karaoke version of a warped birthday song plays over the entire sound system.  After we ordered our own fried ice cream (sans banana addition), we headed to The Rochy for a night of dancing. Imagine a place that plays The Strokes, LCD Soundsystem and The Rolling Stones in one set! It exists! We had so much fun pretending to be Mick Jagger and James Murphy all in one.

Saturday started off with a lovely stroll around the farmer's market. This one was held in an old convent and had the most beautiful gardens of daisies, lined with towering gothic steeples and an eerie sense of otherworldliness in its dark stone. We ate in a converted school room at a place called "Lentils Anything", a Sri Lankan spot that allows you to choose the price of your meal. You can literally pay anything! Afterwards, we strolled through the vendors and ate fresh biscotti and drank chai lattes and taste tested anything that didn't have a vendor directly staring at us. It was then that my demise began...I caught the flu.  I attempted a group dinner for the evening, believing my current state of health could be mended by friends and pizza. What really happened was I spent most of dinner assessing whether it would be more socially acceptable to vomit under the table or attempt to make it to the restroom with the threat of endangering other diners. 

Good ol' Sunday brought serious flu fun and T.V. time. Ellie and I sat outside wrapped in blankets, hoping the sun would peek out, swearing Vitamin D would do us some good.  We did look presentable for the Jewish Aid's Fundraiser later that night, which was a showing of "The Sapphires" at this super cool art house theatre. It was a lovely musical movie, detailing the lives of an Aboriginal girls singing group in the 1960's, when racism was at its peak and Vietnam was in full force. Afterwards, Ellie and I met up with Monica and her friends to bid her goodbye as she journeys to New York for Fashion Week. 

Post dinner, I moved into the Noone house. Now I am officially an Irish Catholic and living amongst the loveliest family of 8 people (6 kids!) right by the beachside. I'm making a very concerted effort to learn Martha's mum's cooking skills (Beef and Guiness stew!) and promise to add to my Gaelic vocabulary. This vocabulary is currently limited to "yes" and "cheers" because I learned what I know from being in a bar in Dublin.

Of course, signing off with some tunes. And lots of love always. xoxoxo

Crybaby: True Love Will Find You in the End

Father John Misty: Writing a Novel

James Blake: A Case of You

David Byrne and St. Vincent: Who


Saw these guys live this week...worth a listen! Yay Aussie music!

The Teskey Brothers: Angel Eyes

Mouth Tooth: Flower Smoke








Sunday, August 19, 2012

flights san return tickets

I'm officially a week into the second round of my Australian adventure. Everything is very comfortable, getting back into the car with Brett and Daniel made a year apart seem more like a weekend. Melbourne is so familiar that it seems that my parents house should be down the street from my little cottage. Funny to feel so familiar in a place so far away. 

I arrived far more awake and capable this time as I chose to overdose on Zzzquil (Nyquil's awesome and more exciting cousin) and sleep for the entirety of my flight. My arrival was met with an immediate venture for coffee and beautiful Melbourne food and the first day of sunshine in weeks, for which I felt personally responsible. This sunshine was misleading and I've since been reprimanded for my arrogance, as the rest of the days have been composed of gray skies, wet pavement and wind that quells any desire to stray from the heated space to heated space vector. My new heated space is Ellie's beautiful home, the cutest little white and blue cottage with an excellent space heater and great coffee table books. I could not recommend "Stuff White People Like" with more fervor.

My second day was full of wandering and catch-ups. Got to see Martha and drink more coffee and impress more people with my ability to order my coffee with just the right amount of pretension. Tuesday night, Ellie and I strolled around the city and chose the sketchiest (and subsequently, the most authentic) Pho restaurant for massive vats of soup and beef and vegetables. We met up with Brett, Matty and Holly for the Melbourne Film Festival and felt particularly cultured as we watched American film and lamented over losing Steve Carrell to the apocalypse. 

I started work the next day in Richmond, which is this super hip area right outside of the city. My office looks over the area and is close to enough coffee shops to keep me very caffeinated for all time. That night, I ventured out to my old stomping grounds to get a bit of family time in Hampton and had a lovely reunion with the Davis family, Annie and all of the pets. Sweets were baked in preparation for my return, as I spent most of my time on exchange trying to convince Jan and Jim that consuming mass quantities of sweets is good for one's soul, which is arguably more important than the body given its lasting qualities. 

Thursday was day two of work and a weird realization of jet lag circa 1p.m. Fought through it, though, and made it to Sophie's play and Noone family time. Martha, Hannah and I provided the laugh track for the performance and definitely offended the other playgoers, who believed actors attempting to be funny should be met with a stoic silence. Afterwards, we had drinks and storytelling time and ultimately decided to commit to what will obviously be a hugely successful film/theatre/television career for all of three of us. We'll be doing an improv troupe together, which is such an exciting prospect- how good to be back in the performance world.

Went to work Friday and had the option of communal office lunch offered when I arrived. What a spread! The office collected into a meeting room and bantered over an immense spread of meat and vegetables. I chose to sit close to the other American girl in the office (strength in numbers) and opted out of trying to join in on what were obviously running jokes with stupid vague comments like "As if she likes to watch movies with you, John!". 

When one of the guys launched into a very factual diatribe on the sue-happy nature of Americans, everybody waited with great anticipation for my answer regarding our holiday cards. It went as follows:

Guy 1: ...and in America, they don't even have Christmas cards. Companies--and people!-- send cards that say "Happy Holidays". People are actually offended by Christmas cards there (nods assuredly). 

Office people: (general mutterings)  "Wow", "That is crazy", "How do they live?", "Is America trying to be Russia?", "I'm surprised Santa even visits", etc.

Guy 1: (making eye contact with me, which I had been successfully avoiding until that point) Isn't that true?

Office people: (silence)

Me: Um. Yes. 

Office people: "Wow", "That is crazy!", "How do they live?", "Is America trying to be Russia?", "I'm surprised Santa even visits", etc. 

So then I returned to my desk, having dashed the dreams of any Christmas-loving Americaphile and contributed to the perception of Americans as wavering in our commitment to democracy. Went to the warmest Shabbat at Brett's family's home and had a long-awaited reunion with his lovely Mum and sister and a just-as-awaited reunion with Glick's challah bread. Matty and Bec came over and the night turned into a youtube-fest though originally intentioned to be a worship session for Wes Anderson. 

Saturday was a super fun city day. Had champagne on the rooftop bar with Maddie and chatted excitedly about plans for balls and city explorations. Ventured back to Chinatown for dumplings with Gaby and her entourage of Americans and their Australian spouses, The ex-pat community is massive in Melbourne and they loudly (in true excitable American style) invited me to future Ex-pat Girl's Nights. I had to laugh at the quick acquisition of that title and their fervor in trading numbers and promising future dates. "Call me maybe! Oh my god, that song is made for us! Call us maybe and we'll have an ex-pat night! It'll be so fun!"

Sunday should be titled "We Will Have Brunch at 'Hawk and Hunter' No Matter What the Cost". And that we did. Despite the twenty minute wait that turned into and hour and a shocking seating at a communal table, Matty, Brett and I pushed through our hunger and kept up a stellar sense of humor. It could be contended that everyone in the restaurant wanted to be us, given our sunny disposition and frequent lapses into fits of hysterical laughter. These fits happened frequently because our table seating prevented lucid communication--given the distance from each other and the audio from those sitting on top of us-- so discussions of deaf conventions were misconstrued as death conventions and so on and so forth. Our afternoon was spent at Holly's awesome flat, performing the comedy routine we had perfected for hours at brunch. 

Thought I'd attach some music for my send off. Some things that have been on repeat this week. Lots of love! xx

Fiona Apple: Every Single Night
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzoQolIDlTw

Twin Sister: I Want a House
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqcwG9Pdhqg

The Morning Benders: Dreams
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jm_XtCU16s

Dum Dum Girls: Lord Knows
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHLPyCPjGKM